YP and Seventeen

(2004?, to the tune of Yellow Submarine)

Chorus:
We all live for YP and seventeen
YP and seventeen
YP and seventeen
We all live for YP and seventeen
YP and seventeen
YP and seventeen

First Refrain:
When we learned about YP
We all asked what could this be
People said: Wait patiently
Now it's all so clear to me.

(Chorus)

Second Refrain:
World is messed up randomly
Seventeen must hold the key
If we all act piggishly
We'll make things seem orderly.

(Chorus)

Third Refrain:
And the pig seeks endlessly
For the truth behind pi and e.
Oh! He looks for you and me
So mathematics may be free.